Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Passing schoolboy on the topic of my jumper, unbidden: That makes you look gay.I didn't have time to point out that if he'd been a minute earlier he would have just seen me kissing a man, which I think is more likely than knitted material to make me look gay. I mean, as indicators go homosexual PDAs probably beat clothing from Gap (I thought it was Uniqlo, but that's the moth-eaten one. Now unnecessarily trying to divine respective gaiety quotients [are we counting staff?] and unsurprisingly failing).
Anyhoo,
