Anyhoo (yes "anyway" was already taken).

Could someone with a television tell me what BBC London has been up to? As my stats have suddenly been filled with about 75% BBC London related searches (and not all have been from BBC computers), such as these from the past couple of days:
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Emily Maitlis "drunk" Because if you put it in quotes, it's not libel, right?
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Emily Maitlis drunk West End Final.
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And the completely bewildering:
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Could it just be the Googledance kicking in? Because as per usual with Google, I don't seem to be listed in most of the selections, even though I must have been.

Anyhoo,